I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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