You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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