Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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