Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
her vagine was all disorganized.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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