Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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