i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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