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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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