somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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