Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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