Sponge bath it is.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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