if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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