Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
that is very illegal...i love you.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
