Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Dick very happy bro
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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