i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I am available for nakedness
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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