you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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