Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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