wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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