Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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