Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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