Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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