You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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