At least make sure they are 18
Why
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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