She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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