Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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