This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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