she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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