Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You were trust falling into bushes
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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