im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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