i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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