It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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