K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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