dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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