if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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