Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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