Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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