i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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