No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize