do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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