i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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