somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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