If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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