you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
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I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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