Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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