Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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