Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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