She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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