This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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