Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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