all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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