Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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