That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
