what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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