I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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