it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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